Tuesday, July 12, 2011

SOM 13 Kart Racing

This just in to the commissioners office...The Machine is making a push for the lead. Kris Couls who has held the MOY watch for a record 5 weeks is clinging to it desperately as Jantz surges. After recording a big win in frisbee golf, Jantz's dominance continues. He notched another victory at Miramar race track on Tuesday as well as successfully defending his title as top driver from last year. His numbers may have been a bit better but overall the competition was not as tight as the final times made it look. Jantz had control most of the way, only driving slower than he amazing celebrity contestant...the Jimmy Johnson of mini kart racing- our very own Sanchise. Amusingly enough the leading MOY kris couls mistakenly got into the sanchise's car and thought the entire time he was in the lead, reading the times on the big board incorrectly, when in actuality he was back battling the commish for third.

Another entertaining storyline was that of Johnson who hasn't owned a car since late 2005. He predictably came in butt naked last. Something is to be said about battling rush hour traffic every day.

In the end Jantz was back to back racing champ and inched his way a bit closer to ending Couls' reign at the top.

Final positioning:

1st Jantz
2nd z$
3rd Couls
4th Sean
5th Bing
6th Johnson
No Show Pete

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